Britney Spears’ guide to biкini videos! You should see it
Brit Brit has taught us so much about life.
She introduced us to the art of the shimmy, the possibility ofsculpting truly washboard abs, the merits of latex bodysuits and the pink hummer dream.
But Britney’s highly educational collection of biкini videos have been perhaps her greatest contribution to modern civilization. Just look at what they taught us about the path to swimwеar video success:
Lesson 1: Be excited to be in a biкini.
Here we have a perfect example of proper biкini enthusiasm. Britney’s “woo” and energetic wave say, “I love biкinis, you love biкinis, the world love biкinis, look at me and my biкini.”
Lesson 2: Choose a mysterious song that will make people wonder.
Splashing around in a hot tub and Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time” might not seem to go together at first, or even after you’ve put a significant amount of thought into their combination,
but there’s no denying the mash-up has us interested. What does it all mean, Britney? We’ll just have to watch the clip a couple dozen more times to figure it out.
Lesson 3: Pretend the video has a purpose other than showing off your biкini bod.Sure, Britney says she posted this because she “never released a video for this song” and “decided to do a little tease on Instagram instead,”
but we all know her main priority was flaunting her two-piece physique. Tell your followers you wanted to “give them a tour of your backyard” or whatever and pretend you just happened to be wearing a perfectly form-fitting biкini at the time of filming. Trust Brit, no one will complain.
